Dr. Neil Hair

Ah yes - where once there was a beautful vibrant woman, there is now a 3 headed monster.  The first head devours seating plans and picks its teeth with the best man, the second roars with rage and fury at florists and future mother-in-laws and the third is especially reserved for the husband-to-be, should he foolishly assume that life can carry on as normal prior to "nextbloodytuesday - whichisonlysupposedtobethemostimportantdayofourlivesandyoudon'tcare - you'drathergopaintballingwithyourmatesthantalkaboutcentrepieces".  And so the carnage continues until the morning after said nuptials when Bridezilla is gone forever.

And replaced with Wifezilla…

The carnage continues…